i'm from minnesota and every night i go to sleep thinking of atleast 3 you know your a rednack if jokes that i have tooken out of my own life that day... example: today went fishing in a 1/4 acre pond in the middle of the town, this towns pop. is about 1500 people, and i'm the only person besides my friend that fishes here, well the fish wern't biteing so we went in a tunnel to catch bait, and i saw a muskrat and grabbed the fish net and chased after him. he poped up and i finnaly got him in the net, he bit through my leather shoe and then we finished him witha fellaie knife. brought him home and skinned 'em, i know i'm not the ownly "neck" in here so post your "the day's you know your a redneck if joke"

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lol i know wat you mean...i have it happen all the time hell say a you might be a redneck if....and ill be like i do that all the time

hers one i thought up....you might be a redneck if you think its fun spreading manure with a manure spreader....and personally its a hell of a lot of fun

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I wear rubber boots almost all summer long cause I always at the river. I love chasin armadillos and popping them with bullwhips and there is so many more things that don't exactly pop into mind at the moment. I wnet armadillo chasin today so it's in my mind. I guess you can't really say your a redneck unless somebody else confirms it for you. I'm told I'm the biggest redneck ever at my school, so I-R- a redneck.

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WHO'S THAT FELLER THAT TELLS ALL THEM REDNECK JOKES? Is it Jeff Foxworthy? I remember some of the ones he said, like you might be a redneck if the hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your trailer. So I guess I might be a redneck.

... you're walking down your Upscale Suberb road, with bedhead, in a BrightRed coat with your coonhound in your Bogboots.... and the commuters are Gawking at you And your dog...wondering what the Heck is That and WHY are they here, in OUR way? AND.... you're thinking... I wish I had a gun and I could just sit on my driveway and blow out all those tires as they speed past..... PS- you think if they Hit me and had to unzip my waterproof, briarproof overpants.... they'de crack up to see Pajama pants underneath, like I would?
HAHAHAHAHA! Heather and her BIGCASTLEDAWGS

You know you're a redneck if you've ever been asked to leave a bar during bike week in Myrtle Beach because one of your tattoos got a fight started.

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Alright, I got to hear this story.

In the state of South Carolina, you're either a Clemson fan or a University of South Carolina fan.That's it.I on the other hand, am a die hard University of Georgia fan.I have a big G tattooed on my right arm.Ialso wear a Georgia hat EVERYWHERE I go.Abunch of us rode up to the Bowery( the bar made famous as being where the band Alabama got discovered).I had on a tank top, and I noticed some guys across the bar were giving me the hairy eyeball.After a little liquid courage, one of them yells "F--- Georgia! Go Cocks(South Carolina Gamecocks)!Someone from another table reminded them about the 65- 13 whipping Clemson put on them the year before, and it was on.Forty or fifty drunk bikers were getting ready to go at it and the bartender said"Anybody that doesn't want to go to jail better get the Hell out of my bar! And that means YOU!"While looking directly at me.So me and my buddies slid out the door and got on our bikes and left.Sorry it wasn't more exciting, but it WAS fun at the time.I've seen the Pagans and Hell's Angels have a riot in the street during bike week, and my goofy butt starts a fight over college football.

WAY TO GO COLEMAN

you know yer a redneck if ya got a racoon tattooed on the side of yer head

got the coon fixin to put the hound just below the coon

you know you are a redneck if you have coon tails wired to your hunting truck antanna.

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You might be a redneck if you let your kids miss school because its the first or last days of hunting season! They really should schedule school holidays around those importanrt dates. I mean what the heck is MLK day or Presidents day?

You got a coon on your head? I don't really like tatoos but that's just cool.

Us Northern Rednecks loved doing that too, Kyle! as a kid I loved watching the manure spreader on one relative's dairy farm!

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